In the year of 2052 our unit wandered the streets of Portland searching for breakfast. All we could find was librarians and they were helpful enough to point us to Porkies...the land of bountiful bacon. (Sharis got the pies though)

Said scholars of the Liberal Arts also told tale of the future of tools. Electric. Electric Lettuce. The future was upon us. Electric tools are the future. The future is now. Battery powered future. Lithium. Ions. Forever.

Our journeys shall continue until time fathomless and our struggles shall be overcome with the wisdom of the ancient lock wizards.